151+ Vodka Captions For Instagram Also Quotes {Funny & Short}

Vodka is a liquor, a sublime clear beverage that belongs to the family of alcohol. The chemical composition of Vodka is mainly ethanol and water made from potatoes and fermented grains. Grapes too are used sometimes in making vodka. Vodka goes through charcoal for shedding off any unrequited color or taste.

One can find different varieties of Vodka depending on the country, for instance, the Vodkas of Poland, Sweden, and Russia each differ from one another. Also, vodka is the clearest and distilled beverage that belongs to the family of alcohol. The ingredients of making vodka differentiate as per its country of origin.

However, the most preferred and common ingredient is a combination of ethanol and water using wheat or rye grain, but potatoes are also used in making vodka by some countries for adding some unique flavor to it. Countries like Sweden, Poland, and Russia offer different varieties of Vodka, such as the nalewka or flavored one.

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Vodka Captions

1. When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka!
2. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of vodka.
3. You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
4. Coffee, you’re on the bench. Vodka… Suit up!
5. Vodka is like water, but with consequences.
6. Note to self…Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
7. That’s what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
8. Hand me a vodka and watch me get fabulous!
9. Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without Vodka.

Funny Vodka Captions

1. Sobriety is not in my vodkabulary
2. The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
3. PMS isn’t anything a large Vodka can’t cure.
4. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of vodka.
5. Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
6. The Breakfast of Champions: Vodka
7. I can’t drink orange juice neat, pass the vodka!
8. I’d give up vodka, but I’m no quitter!
9. I can’t drink orange juice neat, pass the vodka!

Vodka Captions For Instagram

1. I tried to say no to a vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me!
2. The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.
3. Step aside, coffee, this is a job for vodka!
4. If you can’t say something nice about someone, have another Vodka, it’ll come to you.
5. Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot!
6. Vodka + Beer is the answer… But I don’t remember the question.
7. Vodka is a very deceptive drink. You can’t taste it, you can’t smell it.
8. I drink vodka twice a year: when it’s my birthday, and when it’s not.
9. A medium Vodka dry Martini – with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Captions For Vodka

1. Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
2. I’m partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.
3. I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.-Winston Churchill
4. We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.
5. Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
6. Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot!
7. Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
8. You know what rhymes with Friday? Vodka.
9. I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.

Vodka Puns

1. Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
2. Vodka is just awesome water.
3. I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
4. You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
5. If you can’t say something nice about someone, have another Vodka, it’ll come to you.
6. Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka, and fly!
7. We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.
8. I don’t chase boys. I chase paper, my dreams, and my vodka.

Drinking Vodka Lover  Captions

1. Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.
2. For the last time, I did not text you… Vodka did!
3. I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea
4. Hand me the Vodka and watch me get fabulous.
5. I found the Vodka… It was hiding in the orange juice.
6. This Vodka tastes like I’ll be texting you later…
7. The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with Vodka
8. Vodka and seven straight to my brain, put me under false impressions, hide all my pain.

Short Vodka Quotes

1. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy Vodka, and that’s pretty close.
2. Vodka probably isn’t the answer, but it’s worth a shot…
3. For the last time, I did not text you… Vodka did!
4. Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. -Anton Chekhov
5. Coffee, you’re on the bench. Vodka… Suit up!
6. Oh, I don’t need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.-Betty White

Vodka Lover Quotes

1. We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement… it embarrassed me a lot afterward.
2. I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shoots of vodka and 2 weeks of sleep
3. The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
4. When life throws you lemons, add Vodka
5. I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.-Winston Churchill
6. Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
7. Vodka + Beer is the answer… But I don’t remember the question.

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